I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Randomize
