I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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