what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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