we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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