Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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