All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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