she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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