Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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