Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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