Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
