is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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