a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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