I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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