It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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