Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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