you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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