The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
BRING THE BAGELS
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
