areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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