No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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