she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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