nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize