these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
