Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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