i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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