I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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