i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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