in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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