your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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