How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
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