Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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