I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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