very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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