Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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