And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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