Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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