I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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