Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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