I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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