Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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