I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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