Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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