Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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