I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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