A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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