New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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