yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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