And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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