would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
