I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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