How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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