He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
The air was thick with penises
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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