Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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