Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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