Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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