As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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