If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
You know, be my cock's hype man.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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